What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:35

Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-All the bad guys are black.
Diamonds Are Forever
-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?